A University of Colorado student was hauled in by cops for assaulting her boyfriend at 4am Tuesday night. Did I say assault? I meant, grabbing,squeezing and crushing his balls. It give me chills just to think about.
Supposedly the 19-year old sophmore was angry at her man because he forgot to call or text by his 3am curfew. So she showed up at his place an hour later and gave him the old squeeze. Of course, in her defense, there was another woman in his bed when she showed up…
I also have to admit that this guy doesn’t sound like the sharpest tool in the shed. When asked by police to comment on the assault, he responded, “ya it hurt alot.” Wow, no shit, how expressive. Also, he opened the door and let her in at 4am when she was in a rage and he had another woman in the bed. And, he had broken up and gotten back together with her about 20 times in 18 months. Sounds like a solid relationship.
Source: The Smoking Gun
