If ball cancer didn’t bring the man down some assclown with a syringe spear sure as fuck isn’t. I don’t know what this fat-bumble-bee-Charlie-Brown-look-a-like motherfucker was trying to sell but Lance Armstrong sure as shit wasn’t buying. This chucklehead ran up next to Lance at a recent race in California, apparently trying to insinuate Lance was on the juice, and Mr. Armstrong kindly introduced him to a snow bank. I’ve never been to a bike race so I don’t know what security is like but are you trying to tell me that not a single person thought a guy with a syringe spear might be a little fishy?
via DrunkCyclist.com






















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Other than the last few hundred meters, there is no security separating athletes from fans at cycling races. There are cases where fans punched riders off the bike.
Watch the races on OLN. The Tour de France starts in July with many others before that.