So if you watched the Super Bowl (and let’s be honest, if you didn’t, I doubt you read this site) you saw a lot of movie trailers, a few of which might have required you to have a cigarette afterwards. Maybe some penicillin as well, just to be safe.
This year we have to look forward to, Transformers 2 (spoiler alert: Megan Fox doesn’t get naked and big robots fight, demolishing skyscrapers and character development in the process), G.I. Joe (Demi Moore’s cameo will end up on the cutting room floor due to sexism and ageism) and the blissfully retarded sequel Fast and Furious (not to be confused with its earlier, similarly named namesake, Remains of the Day).
We can disregard Fast and Furious (not because it will be bad, because of course it’ll be bad, but because we all know what to expect and if you’re gonna see it, you’re gonna see it) but Transformers 2 and G.I Joe deserve some attention because they touch a core guy sensitive spot…ACTION FIGURES.
Guys LOVE action figures. We all secretly wish we still had all of our Star Wars figurines. Not just because we could sell them for millions, but because they represent our first and most exquisite joy in life. At least until we realized what breasts were.
If you were too drunk during the Super Bowl to remember them, here are the trailers for your perusal.
