This is just a friendly reminder that the holiday that all of us males dread the most is almost upon us. Do you do flowers, or the flowers and candy, or do you have to go balls to the wall and do the flowers-candy-dinner combo? It’s so goddamn confusing.
Then there is the girl that spends the second half of January saying things like “I hate Valentine’s day.”, “Valentine’s day is stupid, so commercial.” Sure she might hate it but you can sure as shit bet that if you show up on February 14th empty handed you’re going to be on the receiving end of a cockpunch.
Well someecards.com is here to help with the card below. Send it to your lady and you will either get an honest stress relieving response or you’ll end up getting that cockpunch you probably had coming anyway.
