No Austin Powers joke here, a group of Italian scientists are claiming that they’ve developed a cock pump penis enlargement device that actually works.
Called the Andro-Penis extension device, the device was tested by 21 dudes over the course of 6 months and researches found that the average dick length had increased by 36% over the 6 month trial. If you’re interested in hard numbers (pun intended) the dudes started out with an average flaccid length of 2.82 inches and ended the trial with an average flaccid length of 3.72 inches.
I hope that crazy Italian bastards took the time to listen to Fenix TX’s Rooster Song in celebration of their extra 0.90 inches.
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