For those of you that want to bitch about your life but don’t want to deal with keeping up a Twitter profile and/or can’t fit your bullshit into 140 characters F*** My Life is here to help. The site allows people to submit an anecdote about why they feel like saying “Fuck my life.” For instance:
Today, a guy who I’ve been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, “Don’t expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me.” Then he told me his mom died. FML
or
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, “Stop.” FML
Not everything that is submitted to the site actually gets posted on the site but if you’re looking for a place to vent then I think F*** My Life might be your joint. Plus other readers are able to vote on your ancedote and let you know if they think your life really is fucked.
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Today, I woke up at my boyfriend’s place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, “I heard everthing.” FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend saying hi. His response, “I got your best friend pregnant”. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn’t hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can’t drive, our mom drove her there. FML
im addicted to fml, but I came across a site called fwhyme . com and I think it’s much better than fml. and also fwhyme is american. I rather support an american site. and they also don’t start all their articles with “today” so u can post things that happened yesterday
if you like fuck my life you should check out confess my shit!