“Wichita police arrested three people in Old Town on Sunday in an incident that began when a man threw an inflatable penis at an officer’s horse.”
Bad idea number 1: a man carrying around a large inflatable penis. Bad idea number 2: throwing said inflatable penis at a cop on a horse. Slight redemption for the gentleman is that he was crashing a bachelorette party that his sister was attending. More redemption, the penis was over 5-feet long, which is just funny when you are hanging with a bunch of chicks.
Unfortunately the man’s decision to throw the thing landed him in jail for “suspician” of battery of a law enforcement officer. That’s one of those police reports that gets pasted all over the station in jest, Lethal Weapon style.
Source: The Wichita Eagle
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In college, a girl on my floor had one of these… I made sure never to be caught dead with it.
You should never fuck with a police horse.
My buddy almost got head butted by one in New Orleans just for standing in it’s general vicinity.