Apparently those ass clowns up on Capitol Hill have declared that March 14th is Pi day. Yeah, yeah 3.14 and 3/14 I get it. That’s just so fucking cute I want to cockpunch somebody. Here’s the problem, March 14th is known to men the world over as Steak and BJ day. It’s the day where we get ours after dealing with that shenanigans of a holiday called Valentine’s day. Christ, I mean there’s even an online petition asking those chuckleheads in Congress to officially make March 14th Steak and BJ day. I’m not positive but I’m pretty sure the Steak and BJ day petition has been around a lot longer than any bullshit Pi day petition.
So for all the guys out there don’t fall for the Pi day propaganda bullshit. Be sure to forward this post or at least the video below on to your ladies so that they are aware of what tomorrow is and have ample time to prepare for their duties.
