You’re on your first trip to Japan and you realize that you’re going to need to drop a deuce before you can make it back to the comfort of your hotel room. When you get inside the nearest restroom this is what you find. What do you do?
I realize that not every one in the world sits atop a porcelain throne like we do but if I’m in a jam and I’m presented with this I don’t know that I solve the puzzle. If you try to stand and piss in that thing your shoes and the drain are going to get hit with an equal amount of piss. If you really do need to deuce I’m guessing you’re going to have to squat, grab that handicap-looking bar for support and pray you don’t catch the back end of your pants. And what about hand placement? Are you going with two hands on the horizontal bar or are you doing a one-and-one between the horizontal and vertical bar?
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I have encountered these before, but avoided the deuce for good reason.
You’d never heard of these until now?
It’s been the standard in most of Asia for ever.
(although now-a-days, in most modern venues you find “western” style toilets)
a good three-point stance would work well here.
Pants off and let it out without abandon, like a shotgun.