I once had the idea of posting a job opening in hopes of meeting some new ladies - you know, like a waitress, stripper, new lingerie football team or maybe just a casting call for a movie. Well, I never thought of this idea… a Bikini Car wash. Sounds perfect, just like in the porn movies.
A Craigslist ad in Seattle is looking for employees at the soon-to-open Seattle Bikini Car (SBC) Wash. No details on the location of the car wash and pretty bad branding by the company to use the same abbreviation as Seattle’s Best Coffee. Don’t worry ladies, according to the ad, this is a “completely legitimate business.” If you’re interested, here’s how to apply: “Please send a basic resume along with an appropriate (please, nothing less than swimsuits!) picture that displays your face and figure if possible.” Please CC me as well.
For potential patrons, your car will be double-teamed by two bikini clad girls hand washing each car, a rinse, and appropriate drying with chamois cloths. I’m so excited right now, please be gentle…with my car.
“Bikini Girl” from “American Idol” is looking for work, maybe she can be your first hire!
