This Is A Well-Balanced Meal

MitchMartin

• Need a Christmas gift idea for @s_tastic. While feminine hygiene products are practical I don't think they are going to cut it this year. about 5 hours ago from Brizzly
• A buddy had these "Erection Packs" spammed to everyone in his address book. I bet his Grandpa was confused. http://bit.ly/4ODlNs about 6 hours ago from Brizzly
• If we can get the number of Tiger Wood's mistresses up to 18 I'm seeing some kind of celebrity golf tournament where they're the pin girls. about 6 hours ago from Brizzly
• My parents escaped the worst Iowa blizzard in years to come home to 18 degree weather. I guess the lack of snow softens the kick to the junk about 6 hours ago from Brizzly
• The greatest trick Monday ever pulled was renaming itself Wednesday so that I didn't realize I was getting fucked twice in one week. about 6 hours ago from Brizzly