Look we all get up in the morning without out a clue as to what the day is going to bring. However if you have even the slightest inkling of a feeling that today might be the day you snap and try to strangle your wife maybe you should leave the “I ? My Marriage” shirt in the closet.
Bradley Gellert, 32, here did not listen to those instincts. Bradley got into an argument with his wife and began throwing objects at her. When that didn’t work he decided to try to choke her out. Some how his wife escaped and was able to drive to the local Sheriff’s office to report Bradley’s jackassery and Bradley followed her there.
Maybe Bradley didn’t realize she was heading to go see the fuzz when she left but once again if he had even the slightest inkling that’s where she was headed he should have taken the time to change that ridiculous fucking shirt.
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Maybe he can modify this shirt, so it reads “I (heart) my SECOND marriage”?