A DUI is awesome when you get one for driving a motorized bar stool. And it is even more awesome when you are driving said barstool because you can’t drive your car because of a suspended license.
“Neighbors heard what sounded like a lawnmower buzzing down Kelley Lane in Newark earlier this month. It turned out to be a motorized barstool which police say a man crashed while drunk. Kile Wygle, 28, is charged with driving a barstool while under the influence of alcohol and driving with a suspended license. He’s asked for a jury trial.”
Now how the hell can any self-respecting jury convict a man with this kind of ingenuity? Did I mention the stool can reach up to 35 mph? I mean that thing is legit, steering wheel and all. I tell you what, if you have any drinkers on that jury, Kile is home free. Way to go buddy, way to go.
Source: WTVN
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