Usually when people refer to “dumpster diving” it’s the act of going through a dumpster in search of something of value. But it can also refer to someone who goes out to a bar/club, with the intention of getting some ass, no matter how ugly/disgusting/fat the person is.
Well, a couple on Vancouver Island, in British Columbia, decided to take it literally. They were found naked and intertwined, having sex in a dumpster around 1:45 a.m. on Friday morning. The 26-year-old guy was arrested because of a warrant from another police department, and the 30-year-old woman was only sent home.
There’s a lot of options that these two had to go through before settling on the dumpster. Do they both live with their parents? Have prude roommates? Married? Was there not a park or something near by? What about behind the dumpster? Was it really necessary to get into the dumpster? If these two were both dumpster diving they night, they accomplished it by both definitions.
Original story: KOMO News
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Ever think of a f***ing park. There is always a desolute bench in a remote corner of any municipal park. What about the jungle gym?