At 2am on Good Friday, folks innocently watching their favorite annual program, Good Friday Mass at the Vatican, were interrupted by a regularly scheduled test for the Emergency Alert System. However, instead of your favorite blue or rainbow screen accompanied by a screeching noise, 30 seconds of Girls Gone Wild appeared.
Likely scenario: Midnight, Thursday night, 70-year old couple in bed.
“Honey, time to get up, Good Friday Mass at the Vatican is about to start,” say the wife.
“Oh come on, really? It’s the middle of the freaking night. I swear to god, I mean gosh, you better let me get a Tivo for this thing next year,” says the husband.
“GET UP LARRY!”
“I’m coming, I’m coming, it’s not like he’s rising from the dead again,” the husband mutters to himself.
2am roles around, sweet justice for Larry.
Source: Philadelphia Daily News
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This almost makes me wish I would have gotten out of bed.