“Oh look, someone parked their motorcycle outside this bar that I’ve been at all evening drinking. How am I supposed to fight the urge of not getting on this motorcycle and pretending to ride it? I’ve had a lot to drink, so this definitely seems like a good idea. I’ve never been on a motorcycle before, but I’m sure this will be harmless…. Wow, this is heavier than I thought. Oh shit! RUN!”
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“Fight the…” what? The “erge”?? Is that some German word with which I’m not familiar? Dude, it’s not even a typo, seeing as the “u” and the “e” aren’t close to each other on the keyboard. It’s just stupidity. Please, hire someone who can spell to check your work.
I’m impressed with how fast they hauled ass out of there.
That’s not funny, and it happens all the time. I’ve seen that happen several times. Those idiot girls probably inflicted over a thousand dollars of damage to that bike.