How often do you wake up Sunday morning around 11:30am and completely forget how you got home? If you are a 20-something, probably a couple times a month at least. And if you are a Tasty Booze writer, probably 4 times a month to be exact. More often than not you can piece together parts of your night via your text log. And more often than not, that log will cause you to say, “fuck, I guess she won’t want to see me again.” Fortunately, now there is a website that will keep track of all those booty texts (or just dumb texts in general) for the whole world to enjoy. Welcome to www.textsfromlastnight.com. Some of my favorites:
(805): Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
(1-805): Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
(612): Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
(1-612): strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
(612): could be more
(1-612): absolutely not
(631): meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
(516): wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
(631): aww shit wrong text.
(516): gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz… over 21 inches long
(917): Thats what she said
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I will submit some from Friday night… that was ridiculous.