I think the only thing people love more than fucking with their passed out friends is posting pictures of them on the internet. I tried to keep this list limited to only those people that have had an amazing “natural” pass out. By that I mean any assclown can pass out on a sofa and then be drawn on by friends but it takes a special kind of assclown to pull off the pass outs below.
10. When it’s drunk-sleepy-passout time any place will do and anything will do for a pillow.
9. I like this guy’s style. If you’re going to pass out street it’s best to do it somewhere that makes it look like you drank a shit-ton.
8. It’s impressive that not one but two dudes managed to pass out in this uncomfortable place and position. Plus that first dude is just trying to give his wallet away to the first passerby.
7. Even Batman has one to many jager-bombs every once in a while.
6. I’m going to give this guy the benefit of the doubt and assume that isn’t his first bottle of champagne. I know better than to ask this question but how the fuck do you end up shirtless when you’ve got a whole suitcase full clothes.
5. I don’t know who this chick is but I hope she realizes this pass out stunt has made her internet famous. I mean if you haven’t seen this photo before than you’re bush league when it comes to internet surfing.
4. I understand the grass is comfy but it’s got to be at least 7 a.m. and that dude is running a fucking weedeater.
3. 2 Dudes 1 Fountain. I understand that it’s at an angle but someone this chucklehead managed to pass out up to the fountain.
2. Frankly I don’t even understand how something like this happens. Did he pass out against the urinal and then just slide down?
1. I have a slight bias towards the “passed out on the shitter” scenario which I think comes from the time in college when he found a buddy passed out next to the shitter with a copy of a magazine called Back Door Bitches. But seriously, I understand the passout but how the fuck did he break the toilet?
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I can’t believe I let this post without an introduction. That is a real assclown move.
Where’ the “went camping and passes out too close/in the fire”?
I have actually done 1. Yes break the toilet and pass out. was home from college went out got loaded then went home and decided i needed to take a shit before bed. unfortunately this happened at my mothers house and the tolit water ran down from the upstairs and soaked the walls on the first floor. the next morning i had to replace the tolit which was a lot of fun especially after i had to return the first one i bought b/c it was the wrong color. who knew?
No. 4 looks the most comfortable. No. 8 reminds me of a New Year’s Eve with Bill Brasky from a couple years back… I don’t want to talk about it.
#6 has to be Vegas…hey at least he still has his luggage!