I came across this list of uncomfortable, overly brief HILARIOUS plot summaries of movies, and I had to share it with all of you. Some of my favorites:
CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children.
300: Gays kill blacks.
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA: Redneck trucker kills Chinese immigrants.
SE7EN: Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head.
THE GOONIES: Physically abused, retarded man finds love with overweight preteen.
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Those are pretty good. I think the Donnie Darko summary was my favorite.
DONNIE DARKO: Hallucinating teen crushed by airplane engine.