Now that both Alex Rodriguez and Manny Ramirez have both been busted for using performance enhancing drugs it makes you wonder what the two of them might have been talking about in this picture.
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Mitch Martin:
Fuck that, I did the sticking last time. You’re the needle man this time around.
J Diggles:
Does the cream and the clear really work as well as pomade in your hair?
Mr. Wonka:
So then I pointed right at them like this, and I was like “Fuck you, Seattle!! I’m out!”
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“Holy F*@k, you shot ‘roids into your left eye ball?..wow - you can’t even tell…well, except for the enlarged vein…right there.”
I’m telling you, Manny, don’t let Madonna hypnotize you, man. Not worth it, bro, noooot worth it…
“So you just inject them into your face right here? I like having things injected into my face.”
Thanks to steroids my penis is as big as this finger!
(I know this is too easy) Hey Manny! Pull my finger!
“Ok so pretend my finger is the needle… don’t stick it in your eye.”
Manny you see that bitch over there, that’s Selena Roberts, trust me SHE’S NO GOOD
Yea Manny that’s my cousin over there. He’s pretty much the Turtle of my entourage; you know he drives me around, finds the groupies, sticks hypodermic needles in my ass….
A-roid “that manny being manny thing is brilliant, you get away with murder…pissing, talking on the phone during games, hocking grills, heck you don’t even need to play to get millions”
Manny “oh yea i really could get away with murder…as long as they never find out about the steroids”
Both start evil laughing “HAHAHA”
But you gotta remember Manny: After you get the stuff, you’ve got to remember to tell the league you’re having a baby… Got it?
Man-Ram, yoooou are a mad man!! When you took those female fertility drugs….and then you starting raking. I want to party with you cowboy! The two of us together, forget it.
Duuuude, Smell my finger.
Don’t be f***in’ lookin’ at my woman, Bee-ach.
If anyone asks you about ‘the juice’ just keep that same dumb look on your face and say “no english”… Yeah, you got it!
Hey, you scew up baseball on your coast, and I will screw up baseball on my coast
I’m telling you Manny, the smaller the potatoes, the bigger the meat looks, so don’t worry bout it.
OK … here’s your Dirty Sanchez.
“Manny, If Ive told you once, Ive told you a thousand times, men can’t get pregnant, no matter what drugs you take. “Junior” starring Arnold Schwarzenegger is not based on a true story.”
“and she was all, ‘on my face!’ … so, I shot it - boop - right into her eye.”
wait…so how much do i have to shoot up before the dreads start to grow?
Hey A-Rod, just to let you know, some woman called yesterday asking me something about your steroid use… I told her that you said something about taking some stuff in high school. I just told her to go talk to your old coach.
…Manny, you son-of-a-bitch!!! (Wha…wha…whaaa)
Manny: “Pucker up butter cup”
A-Rod: “Manny, how many times do I have to tell you…not at the ballpark. We can only talk about sticking each other in the ass when we are in a hotel room together about to watch Fraggle Rock.”
Manny: “Ugh, fine.”
A-Rod: “Guess what the number on the back of my jersey represents”
Manny: “The number of inches you take it up the ass?”
A-Rod: “Hey, what I do behind close doors is my business. Who told you?”
Manny: Freeze! …I’d recognize that smell anywhere… Madonna??
And that’s why you never go to Madonna’s place without at least 2 bottles of lube.
-so, like, youve GOT to tell me where you got that red band!
-the testogan gave me that SAME bald spot….
-so the needle was like THIS long……
-and when the cycles over, you KEEP the extra hair
-dude, acne! you trying to get us ALL caught?
You just wait brothaman. Eventually, they’re gonna catch you too.
“youre next up…”
“no im not…?”
“lolz orly?”
You have some hidden in your hair right now???? Can I have some???
So I just pointed at Madonna and said, “Listen bitch I’m Rick James, show me your titties.” But she didn’t get it; I guess senior citizens don’t watch Chapelle Show.
Manny, you know that I am not the father!
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