A little Glenn Beck with your Thursday afternoon is always a good thing. For his latest bit of crazy he thinks our vote-cheating friends at ACORN are out to get him. I actually just saw a bunch of ACORN volunteers cleaning up my neighborhood park the other day. I think right after the park cleaning in the rain though, they were off to plot Glenn’s assassination. They looked awfully suspicious in their poncho’s.
“If I’m ever in a weird car accident, or I commit suicide or something, after the media stops celebrating my death, could they check into it? Because I’m not suicidal. And I’m a pretty good driver.”
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