It’s Hard To Pull Off A Robbery With A Banana

by Mitch Martin on May 19, 2009

Some 17-year-old chucklehead tried to hold up an internet cafe by claiming a banana under his shirt was a gun. The store owner and another patron, obviously trained in the art of self defense against fresh fruit, jumped the would-be robber and subdued him until police arrived. While they were waiting the kid ate the banana.

This story reminded me of this old Monty Python sketch which is pretty much the only reason I posted it.