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Joe the Plumber: Professional Idiot

by Mr. Wonka on May 5, 2009

joetheplumberI thought we were done with this moron, but I guess people are still asking him questions. And he’s still answering them. And he’s still a complete moron.

Evidently the latest question posed to this shit cleaner political genius was about gay marriage. Among the rambling idiotic answer he gave was this gem:

“People don’t understand the dictionary–it’s called queer. Queer means strange and unusual [...] I wouldn’t have them anywhere near my children.”

Jesus, even people who oppose gay marriage usually aren’t going to grab up their kids and cross the street if they see two gay dudes walking by.

With all this forward thinking and political savvy, you’d have to expect Joe to be running for office soon, right? Well, not so fast. He’s waiting for some divine inspiration, saying, “God hasn’t said, ‘Joe, I want you to run.’”

So God, if you read tastybooze, please accept my humble plea. Tell Joe to go back to cleaning out my toilet, and shut his stupid mouth. Also, I hope you enjoyed my Ying-Yang Twins video.

Source: ac360

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Mitch Martin May 5, 2009 at 8:48 pm

This fucking chucklehead probably would have ended up with a cabinet position of McCain and Palin had taken office.

jdc May 6, 2009 at 6:53 am

Yes and Joe Biden is a brilliant orator and Obama can’t scratch his can without a teleprompter. Thanks liberal douchbags

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