You always hear of people making fun of New Jersey, but being from the West Coast I have never truly understood it. Well, this helps.
Jason Detora of Westville, NJ was out getting a little too drunk last Saturday night when his bar tab got a bit out of control. Unable to foot the bill, Jason called his girlfriend Nicole and asked her to come by the bar with some cash. Unfortunately for the two of them, Nicole drove there drunk and was promptly arrested for driving under the influence.
After bringing them both to the police station and while the cops were processing Nicole, our boy Jason decided to use the restroom. And use it he did. “Officers say, Detora went into the bathroom, defecated on the floor, smeared feces on the walls, and then set paper towels and toilet paper on fire.” Now that shit is Jersey….
Source: KYW News
