Twitter: The Race To 1,000

Somewhere pigs are flying, they gotta be.  Anyway, about a year after Mitch Martin leapt into the Twitter abyss, I have followed (literally and figuratively).  Which is about right.  Mitch had a smart phone about a year before me, in fact he probably had three before I had one.  He had a StumbleUpon account before me, Reddit before me, blah, blah.  He is an advanced technology man, that’s for sure.  And I am fine sticking to ladies and sports.  But eventually I always hop on to the technology train (and then laugh at the losers with generation one iPhones).  So Twitter it is.

Fortunately, by the time I come around to shit like this, usage has already reached a critical mass.  And I am adding followers like a mad man.  Hint, you should follow me here: JDigglesTB.  So back to the point.  Here and now I am challenging Mitch Martin to a Twitter-follower-off.  After a year, Mitch has a measely 515 followers.  After a weekend, I have 243.  My bet is that I can beat you to a 1,000 followers.  I suggest we have a cut off date of June 30th.  So either first to 1,000, or the most on June 30th.

Mitch: Do you accept my challenge????  Wuss.

And to the winner you ask?  That’s a good question, what should we bet?

UPDATE: Consider your challenge accepted. 250 in a single weekend would be impressive if 200 of them weren’t spambots using the picture of a cute chick to lure you into a “free” laptop or xbox. — @MitchMartin

UPDATE UPDATE: Bring it on mitchy, and don’t be jealous when I beat you AND get a free laptop out of it.  And Baba/Wonka, come along for the ride if you think you can hang.