Some poor bastard in Russia has officially taken the crown from John Wayne Bobbit in the “worst breakup / worst way to lose your penis” category.
A 33-year-old Russian identified as Alik D. told his current live-in girlfriend that instead of marrying her he would rather return to a former wife with whom he had a child. His current girlfriend suggested a farewell dinner before they parted ways. After eating and a lot of heavy drinking Alik D. apparently passed out. The girlfriend then “tied several firecrackers” to his dick and set them off.
The guy is now in intensive care fighting for not just his penis but his life. What the fuck did this lady tie to this guy’s package, a bunch of M-80’s. I mean here in the States it’s hard to get much more than sparklers but I sure in Mother Russia you can find some pretty good shit.
I just feel bad for the guy. No guy that’s just trying to get out of a relationship deserves firecrackers on his dick. That’s something I wouldn’t wish upon my worst enemy or JDiggles if he beats me in our Twitter challenge.
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Well thats just plain old mean and dumb, is she going to jail for that?
@Ash
Oh yeah, she’s looking at about 12 years in a Russian prison which is probably the equivalent of 50 years in the U.S.