Tattoo Fail: Getting 56 stars tattooed on your face.
Language Fail: Trying to use two different languages to communicate with someone who is going to permanently mark your body.
Excuse Fail: Claiming that you fell asleep while a tattoo artist was tattooing your face.
Kimberly Vlaminck claims that she used French and English to ask for 3 stars and ended up with 56. Rouslan Toumaniantz, the owner of the tattoo shop, claims that Kimberly was awake the entire time and was fully aware of the 56 stars being tattooed. Rouslan said that the trouble didn’t start until Kimberly’s Dad saw the tattoo.
Unless you have a documented case of CIPA I’m never going to believe you fell asleep while getting a tattoo on your face. I have a tattoo on my shoulder and there is no way I would have been able to fall asleep during that. How am I supposed to believe someone can sleep getting a tattoo less than an inch from their eyeball?






















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I believe she requested the “Female version of Mike Tyson’s tattoo” … seems about right.
Only a fucking moron, or a Moari (who is not), would get anything tattooed on their bloody face.
I think the girl is a liar. I find it hard to believe that a tattooist would do something like that against a person’s will. How can someone even fall asleep and not feel the tattoo being performed? That just doesn’t make any sense to me.
If you look closely, you’ll see she got what she asked for. The tattoos are in the shape of a “3″!!! 3 stars…a simple translation error. No harm, no foul.
The girl had a bet going on with some friends: who could reach it to international media the first. But she still is a good exemple of the lower class white trailer trash.
I can vouch that it is possible to fall asleep during a tattoo; I did it several times with my back piece, but on the face? I am relatively certain I could not sleep thru that. Also, I’m sure this chick had to confirm the tattoo after the stencil was placed….right?