Tattoo Fail: Getting 56 stars tattooed on your face.
Language Fail: Trying to use two different languages to communicate with someone who is going to permanently mark your body.
Excuse Fail: Claiming that you fell asleep while a tattoo artist was tattooing your face.
Kimberly Vlaminck claims that she used French and English to ask for 3 stars and ended up with 56. Rouslan Toumaniantz, the owner of the tattoo shop, claims that Kimberly was awake the entire time and was fully aware of the 56 stars being tattooed. Rouslan said that the trouble didn’t start until Kimberly’s Dad saw the tattoo.
Unless you have a documented case of CIPA I’m never going to believe you fell asleep while getting a tattoo on your face. I have a tattoo on my shoulder and there is no way I would have been able to fall asleep during that. How am I supposed to believe someone can sleep getting a tattoo less than an inch from their eyeball?
