David Thorne, the man famous for trying to pay a debt with a spider drawing is back and this time his apartment complex is concerned about pets in his unit. This is about the sixth email in the chain of about 12 total emails and it’s the one that made me laugh the hardest. Hit the link below to check out the full chain of replies.
Dear Helen,
No. I have a goldfish but due to the air conditioner in my apartment being stuck on a constant two degrees celcius, the water in its bowl is iced over and he has not moved for a while so I do not think he is capable of disturbing the neighbours. The ducks in the bathroom are not mine. The noise which my neighbours possibly mistook for a dog in the apartment is just the looping tape I have of dogs barking which I play at high volume while I am at work to deter potential burglars from breaking in and stealing my tupperware. I need it to keep food fresh. Once I ate leftover chinese that had been kept in an unsealed container and I experienced complete awareness. The next night I tried eating it again but only experienced chest pains and diarrhoea.
Regards, David.
Full Chain: Geekologie
