Caught in a cow pasture with a crossbow and a sling shot on a psychedelic mushroom hunt is no way to go through life son.
Jeffrey Moore a 19-year-old chucklehead was busted by deputies after a sheriff’s helicopter spotted three dudes laying face down in the middle of a cow pasture. Moore admitted to the fuzz that he was out in the pasture hunting for psychedelic mushroom. He also told deputies he was packing the medieval heat in case any of the cows in the pasture got protective of their mushrooms and came after him.
If you think taking a crossbow and a sling shot into a cow pasture is a good idea I think it’s safe to say that you must already be fucked up and you probably don’t need to get any higher.
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