If you’re in the Chicago area and you feel like you’ve had a shortage of douche in your life lately than the Ferrari Guy is here to help. For a mere $300 he’ll drive you around town in his kick ass Ferrari and wow you with all of his amazing douche-iness. I’m sure for a modest additional fee he’d be willing to remove his shirt and possibly bust out a sweet riff on his axe.
If the kick ass display of awesomeness above isn’t enough to convince you that the Ferrari Guy is just the douche you’re looking for than click the “Read More” link for a photo that should seal the deal.
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“Service is for one only”
Poor David Lee Roth. At least he’s working.