Baseball fans in Seattle will soon have the opportunity to drown their sorrows with a lap dance after a Mariner’s loss. A judge recently approved Deja Vu’s application to open a strip club just 400 feet south of the main home-plate entrance to the Mariner’s home of Safeco Field. Unfortunately, due to Seattle liquor laws, there will be no alcohol served at the establishment, forcing patrons to get drunk before entering ($8 beers, anyone?).
If Richie Sexson was still on the Mariners I could definitely see him frequenting the strip club between innings. He couldn’t get his batting average up, but at least he could get something else up. Of course, both the City of Seattle and Seattle Mariners were opposed to the strip club so close to the stadium, as I’m sure this will soon become the favorite hangout spot for players post-game. Which means less business for Cowgirls, Inc., the closest thing to a brothel strip club in the vicinity. Foul balls is going to take on a whole new meaning!
Original Story: The Seattle Times
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The Mariners should be handing out “free lap dance” coupons to pay back all the fans that have wasted money to watch a perennially mediocre team.