A couple in Pennsylvania (shocker I know, I would have bet Florida) have both received DUI’s after they hit a tree and then drove off.
Witnesses told police Tina Kotoff was driving when the car hit the tree, and say that Robert Kotoff drove the car to the mobile home park after the crash. However, Robert Kotoff claimed he was driving when the car hit the tree.
These two were obviously fucked up because they didn’t seem to realize there were witnesses to their shenanigans. I mean if people saw her hit the tree why not just have her drive the rest of the way back to the double wide? I hope they like to play “rock, paper, scissors” to decide who has to walk to the bottle shop.
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