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What Your Tattoo Says About You UPDATED

by J Diggles on June 17, 2009

Cracked.com made me take down a picture we “ripped off” from them before they get “legal involved.”  Come on, really?  Well I’ll do it because I am an amiable guy,  but I am more than confident that they wouldn’t have a case.  Under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act a judge would have thrown this out in a second, because 1) Cracked.com in no way would have been able to prove loss of revenue through our re-post and 2) given that only about 3 people view Tasty Booze on a daily basis, we probably made about 8 cents from the pageviews off this post.  Send me your address, you can have the 8 cents.

If something gets on Digg, expect it to get “ripped off” - or maybe this is their first popular item.  Anyway, I have re-created the image for you below so you won’t miss anything if you got here late.  In fact, I think mine is better.  Enjoy.

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dirtydodger June 15, 2009 at 11:21 am

I have the maroon, blue and both shades of green. A serious pussy made this chart.

Dave June 15, 2009 at 11:48 am

this chart is hilarious…I have a tattoo on my forearm and Im a lawyer, so guess that theory goes out the window

Meg June 15, 2009 at 4:24 pm

This was really funny. Especially when I read it last week on Cracked. Glad to see plagiarism is alive and well! Good job!

http://www.cracked.com/funny-298-tattoos/

Mitch Martin June 15, 2009 at 4:28 pm

This chart feels a little dated. In this day and age there is now way the forearm/hand tattoos can be lumped in with head/neck tattoos.

I think now the bright green extends from the shoulder all the way to the hands.

El Gaupo June 16, 2009 at 4:16 pm

No, it does not. Trash.

Mitch Martin June 17, 2009 at 9:26 am

Maybe they were overly protective because it’s the first thing that they’ve had get popular on Digg that isn’t a list.

iamguiltyof June 17, 2009 at 11:25 am

I have a tattoo on my right forearm and it has never once kept me from getting a job in Corporate America. I call Shenanigans on the original Cracked.com chart.

Baba Ganoush June 17, 2009 at 2:54 pm

Awesome design on this image. If someone steals this from us, I suggest we call the CIA.

Michael Dean June 17, 2009 at 9:22 pm

Why is this funny? Who the hell thought this was funny? Actually, I saw this on Cracked just yesterday, and theirs was much better.

J Diggles June 17, 2009 at 9:25 pm

@Michael Dean. Good point. Oh wait, bad point. That’s the whole reason for this post dumbass

P.T.J. June 17, 2009 at 9:30 pm

Maybe you should do an original article instead of paraphrasing other people’s research.
You’re a douchebag.

David Kistenmacher June 17, 2009 at 9:36 pm

The reason so many Americans have tattoos is to cover their stretch marks.
BECAUSE THEY’RE FAT!!!!!!!

Tattoo Junkie June 17, 2009 at 9:43 pm

Lame!

Tattooed Lady June 17, 2009 at 9:43 pm

I have 2 forearm tattoos, and a half sleeve.
I’m also an RN, and have been for 20 years.

dave June 17, 2009 at 10:15 pm

Heh. Kind of funny.
I have no tats and have not much employment lately (I freelance).

/maybe I should get a tat?

me June 17, 2009 at 10:19 pm

I have tattoos on both forearms and a half sleeve and have 2 jobs.

David Kistenmacher // Jun 17, 2009 at 9:36 pm

The reason so many Americans have tattoos is to cover their stretch marks.
BECAUSE THEY’RE FAT!!!!!!!

If you knew anything you would that you can’t tattoo over a stretch mark because the skin won’t hold the ink.

Mr. Wonka June 17, 2009 at 10:28 pm

I copyrighted stick figures back in the 50’s!! I’m SUING!!!

sokeri June 17, 2009 at 11:41 pm

ok, I have several tats. none in any of these spots. but all of these descriptors apply. apparently, I did it wrong.

Uisgea June 18, 2009 at 12:08 am

You left out the lower calf tattoo, which signifies all three: I am a fat unemployed whore.

dirtdog June 18, 2009 at 5:05 am

OMG you left out so many places that could be phrased scary, STUPID , freak , wierd , whacko
, dumbass , nutjob , gang member . tears , no brains , shit for brains , please take me away to prison , + only a friggin idiot would do this , totally bonkers , and best of all WTF were they thinking . ha ha ha ROTF LMAO .

Reihna June 18, 2009 at 5:52 am

I have two tattoos. One is on my back between my shoulders and the other is on my forearm. The forearm tattoo is the beginning of the sleeve I am working on with a local tattoo artist. I have been a graphic designer with the same media company for a number of years, before and after my tattoos. Freedom of expression is not frowned upon in this environment, thankfully.

doug June 18, 2009 at 5:59 am

A little sensitive, huh? Did getting tattoos take away you guys’ sense of humor? Apparently. It’s not an indictment of your personality. It’s a freakin simple funny drawing to laugh at. Losers.

Arby June 18, 2009 at 6:41 am

Here’s the real deal (w/Much better graphic and article) :
http://tinyurl.com/nozvmk

Just for fun, one more: http://tinyurl.com/6eb4af

I LOVE #12

Geez, you’d think you people never read FARK!!

(But they apparently read you–that’s how I got here!)

RealityChuck June 18, 2009 at 7:43 am

Are you really that ignorant of copyright law? Sad to see two whopping misconceptions in your post: 1. Cracked doesn’t have to prove damages and 2. you don’t have to make money to be in violation.

Adrian June 18, 2009 at 8:30 am

Don’t get butt hurt just because you got caught ripping off someones work.

myles June 18, 2009 at 8:36 am

i have a tattoo along the right side of Little Johnnie, a PA and shaft piercing, along with a few select scars and outside of the occasional woman who wants to see and play… and hey, who am i to stand in the way of someone’s interest in learning something new?

Budo June 18, 2009 at 10:13 am

Cracked.com… what a bunch of whiny pussies.

Bill O'Reilly June 18, 2009 at 2:26 pm

F*cking thing sucks! There’s no words on it! We’ll do it live! Fuck it!

Dur June 18, 2009 at 2:58 pm

Next time try original content instead of re-posting other people’s stuff.

originality June 18, 2009 at 5:40 pm

copyright notwithstanding, its pretty fucking pathetic of you to not use original material. asshole, how much of your other material is stolen.

greg June 18, 2009 at 8:01 pm

fuk look at all the whingers “wah wah stealing wah wah original material” fucking homos. get fucked. you fags must be from fark.com, and think people give a fuck about what you think.

made me lol bro. take it easy.

CA College June 19, 2009 at 8:42 am

Someone took the time to create something to express their idea. This is their livelihood. It’s what they do to make money.

You took the time to right click and hit “copy.”

If you think something is funny, link to it. If you have an original idea make up your own content to post. What’s so hard about that?

Mahawk June 20, 2009 at 1:04 am

“Greg” #33

I gotta drop by your place later to pick up a couple of your paychecks so leave the door unlocked, okay? Sweet. Thanks man!

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