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Aaah! Will Revolutionize Your Shit Tickets

by Mitch Martin on July 1, 2009

I’m going to be honest, I kind of want to try this stuff. It’s never made sense to me that we only use dry toilet paper to clean our asses. It makes no fucking sense. We are supposed to be the greatest country in the world and yet we are constantly trying to clean peanut butter out of shag carpet with a dry paper towel. It’s just fucking ludicrous

 

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{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

paco July 1, 2009 at 11:46 am

I remember the hair around your ass hole being course, but shag carpet? C’mon now mitch

Lexington Steele July 1, 2009 at 7:06 pm

I’ve been looking for this kind of American ingenuity since I grew ass hair. Finally, someone has listened. Although it looks eerily similar to Dial foaming hand soap, which could be dangerous.

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