Throughout your college career, you need to experience one rugby party. It will usually be one of the best nights of your life, followed by one of the worst mornings of your life (not to mention the week following when you hope people have forgotten about any stupid shit you did). Part of the reason for such events is that you’ll probably drink the most disgusting thing at this party and drink it out of something equally as disgusting.
Anyway, I would imagine Australian Rugby player Nate Myles has had many of these nights, morning afters and weeks following. In fact, he’s in the middle of one right now. You see, Myles had a little too much to drink and had to go to the bathroom at his hotel. Well, he mistook his main door (to the hotel hallway) as the bathroom door, went out and locked the door behind him. Now stuck in the hallway, drunk and locked out of his room, with the urgency of having to go to the bathroom, Myles decided to just shit in the middle of the hallway. Of course after asking a family if he could use their bathroom. Myles then followed it up by sleeping in the stairwell.
If I knew the rules and scoring of Australian Rugby better, I could probably come up with a pretty funny joke here…damn it! This isn’t Myles first drunken mistake, a DUI two years ago almost cost him his professional career. Well, strike two and you’re out.
Original story: Deadspin
