Alright so it wasn’t actually Harry Houdini but David Martin might want to look into a career as a professional escape artist. A sheriff’s deputy arrested Martin on suspicion of drunken driving after he wrecked his car Monday night. The deputy cuffed Martin and put him in the back of the cruiser while he waited for the tow truck.
Martin managed to climb into the front seat, pull his arms over his head, and then drive off in the cruiser leaving the deputy their with his dick in his hand. Let’s pause and revisit that for a second. This is a quote, “pull his arms over his head”. How the fuck does that even work? Is that some kind of Martin-Riggs-shoulder-dislocation-and-then-relocation bullshit? I’m not going to let any of the pricks around here handcuff me but I’ve spent the last five minutes trying to pull this off sans handcuffs and I can’t do it.
Unfortunately Martin kind of put a damper on his great escape by showing up at the sheriff’s office the next day and turning himself in to the fuzz.
