“just cuff me,”
I guess when you are staring down DUI number four there is no real reason to go through all that field sobriety bullshit.
The patrolman who approached Lopes smelled a strong odor of alcohol and started to give Lopes a series of field sobriety tests. However, police said, Lopes laughed at the officer and said “just cuff me,” at which point he was arrested.
If a guy is just going to laugh off a fourth DUI arrest can we take his license away for good? Maybe we could implant some kind of sensor in his ass that will disable any car ignition he’s within twelve inches of. That way he can get piss drunk and walk his ass around town for the rest of his life.
Original Story: Cape Cod Times





















