“(Expletive) it, then tase me,” the man said, according to the report.
Look at the big balls on Dennis! Telling a cop to tase you is like dropping a t-bone steak on the floor and telling your dog to eat it. There’s going to be that initial 1.5 seconds of disbelief and then that cop is going to tase your ass with a level of enthusiasm only matched by a dog getting free steak.
Dennis D. Denny, this guy was fucked from day one, who happens to be a ripe 61-years-old told the cops to juice him because he refused to show them both hands. The cops were trying to arrest him on suspicion of drunken driving and ol’ Triple D just wouldn’t cooperate. In what isn’t exactly a fucking shocker, when the cops finally subdued Dennis and took him to the local medical center to have his blood alcohol tested they find out that he was indeed piss drunk.
via Gazette Online
