This Is How You Plan Parties At College Humor

MitchMartin

• I could go to the bar by myself and drink a few 22oz IPAs or I can stay here, get drunk and watch "I Love You, Man". Goddamn you Paul Rudd. 11:00:07 PM March 20, 2010 from twidroid
• Wish my buddy @gmkelly luck. He's racing/running up the 70 story Columbia Tower tomorrow morning. 10:21:39 PM March 20, 2010 from twidroid
• It's hard to get up the motivation to get shit faced and do something stupid once you're 30. Good thing I've got all this tequila. 09:44:34 PM March 20, 2010 from twidroid
• Gallagher's Brew Your Own Beer is by far one of the coolest places I've ever been. Can't wait to bottle the 25 gallons of brew we made today 09:41:18 PM March 20, 2010 from twidroid
• Our home inspector's name is Stuart Anderson. I put the over/under at 8.5 "Black Angus" jokes before the guy wants to punchasize my face. 08:43:21 AM March 20, 2010 from Brizzly