Nothing like using Craigslist as the medium to apologize to the poor girl who stood behind you in the checkout line at the grocery store after a “good half load oozed out into my Banana Republic boxer briefs.”
Then you came along and got in line behind me. Of course you had to be the cutest girl I’d seen in weeks and this would have been the perfect opportunity to pick you up had I not just soiled myself. And of course I was wearing the pair of Diesel jeans that make my ass look great except at this moment the tight rear end was totally working against me because I had a load in my shorts! We made eye contact and you grinned. You thought I was cute too. For a brief second I thought maybe you knew and understood. You found my awkward predicament funny and strangely charming in a childish sort of way. But you didn’t. The smell hit you too.
Don’t worry pants-shitting-guy if pants shitting is a regular experience for George Brett than your one time accident is nothing to get worked up about.
Full Apology: re: I’m sorry I shit my pants at Ralphs - m4w (?)
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