Average People That Take On Blog Commenters Always Lose

It’s impressive that a man who painted an entire van with scenes from The Neverending Story was able to find a wife in the first place. It’s also impressive that this wife would get so irrate in the comments section of a website that happened to make fun of said van. However it’s not quite as surprising that the wife would come off sounding like a raving lunatic and then get fucking destroyed by the other commenters.

trishalinedm says: Listen you douchbags this is my husbands custom truck that he has had since 79 and is a piece of art. Something that us vanners take pride in something that we work hard for. You guys are just jealous because you couldn’t possibly own anything of value and have to sit on your asses all day because you have no life and rag on anything that you can just to get your kicks and in the mean time you have no idea who this person is you are trashing!! Nor am I a CHILD, I am a 30 year old woman who happens to be very opinionated towards jackass’s like yourself!!

It’s an impressive rant but when you loft up softballs like that you can be sure that someone is going to knock that softball right out of the fucking park.

Jacktion! says: Wait a second, you’re 30? So you were born in the same year that your husband bought that van? Is that why you love that van so much? Because of all the “free candy” you got in it growing up?

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