That’s right for the starting bid of only $100k you can get this Benz that supposedly belongs to Christ’s Grandson. But I wouldn’t want you to take my word, check out what the auction says. I mean “over nine pages hand written” sounds pretty fucking legit to me.
*Owner’s Belief: he’s a descendant of Roman Emperors, and just as well Jesus Christ (what’s that worth?!) He’s written over 180 reasons why he thinks this is true (he’ll provide a copy - over nine pages hand written - to you with your nonrefundable deposit of at least 25% towards the purchase of the vehicle, and thus subsequent agreement hereto of 2% royalties of Gross Sales Revenue,assumable-indefinitely-transferal, to the Owner herein in the event of authorized or unauthorized publication). Come on… Muhammad has descendants… it’s not that big of a deal. And yes, the owner thanks the Roman Catholic Church for keeping Christ’s descendants protected through the obliteration veil (how would you treat Jesus Christ’s children? In effect through Jesus Christ’s teaching, we’re all God’s children).
I don’t know what kind of value Kelley Blue Book puts on the whole “related to Christ” thing but they value the Benz in excellent condition at $3,875. That’s a pretty far fucking cry from the $100k starting bid that this guy is looking for.
via Ebay Auction
