Drunk And Passed Out Is No Way To Take A Train Ride

by Mitch Martin on August 4, 2009

Maybe it’s a good thing we Americans haven’t been able to get our shit together and build an easy to use commuter rail system. If we had I bet something like this would have happened to me at least once in college. Alright, fine fuckers, it probably would have happened within the last 6 months.

Gerle Kittler, pictured below, passed out a little early at a party and his buddies decided to take it upon themselves to fuck with him. They wheeled him over a mile to the closest train station and then put him and his couch on the train. Gerle was woken up by the local fuzz four miles down the line with not money and no juice in his mobile phone. Gerle told reporters that he hoofed it all the way home and then went back to bed.