You’ve been called in for a job interview at a grocery store where just a few days before you shoplifted four cases of beer. The hiring manager recognizes your mug from CCTV footage and confronts you during the interview. What do you do?
A) Fess up and breakdown in tears like a girlie man.
B) Deny everything and wait for the fuzz to show up.
C) Take off at a dead sprint and steal two more cases of beer on your way out the door.
D) Punch the hiring manager in the dick and call him “Nancy.”
If you guessed “C” then you are today’s big winner. It must take a pretty large set of brass balls to apply for a job at a place that you lifted beer from just days before. At least give it a couple of months before you go strolling back in like you’re the cock of the walk looking for that shelf stocking job. On the flip side I’ve got to give the guy some credit. He knows he’s already going down for the four cases so why not grab another two on the way out and catch a buzz before the cops show up.
via Telegraph.co.uk
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I like D. Calling him Nancy would be classic!