I realize vampires are experiencing a resurgence like skinny jeans on a hipster but this shit is fucking ridiculous. What kind of a sick fuck wants to pretend their drinking blood? Alright, stupid question. Obviously it’s every tweenager that wastes money on Twilight movies and makes their parents take them to Forks, WA along with most of the scary emo kids.
The fruit punch flavor packs 4 hours of energy along with iron, protein, and electrolytes. Not only does Blood Energy Potion have a similar nutritional makeup to real blood, but it has the same color, look, and consistency of blood. Get real blood nutrients without that real blood taste! The re-sealable transfusion bag style pouch provides the convenient delivery of fluids for vampires and humans alike! Contains no real blood, just synthetic!
