Finally you’ve got an excuse to accurately measure your dick. These exaggerate-your-own-dick-size condoms are currently only available in Europe. Apparently the brilliant minds at our own FDA have adopted a “one size fits all” policy when it comes to condoms that can be sold in the US which makes about as much sense as mandating that everyone wear the same size shoe.
Either way I’m printing out this PDF Fit Kit and doing some measuring. Sure I’m at a place in my life where I don’t really use condoms anymore but you can sure as shit bet I want to know how the ol’ boy measures up.
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