Riding down the interstate drunk and naked is one thing. Riding down the interstate drunk with no idea why you’re naked is another story. The fuzz spotted Mr. Krauss here rolling down Interstate 75 sans clothing. The deputy followed him until he got off the interstate and then pulled him over.
Mr. Krauss couldn’t explain/remember why he was riding around naked. In fact the only details he could provide the deputy was that he had been at Hooters earlier that night. The deputy hooked Krauss up to the breathalyzer box and Krauss blew a .178 followed by a .162.
Fuck, I’ve got to say that this is a pretty impressive feat of jackassery. I mean I’ve blacked out before but I’ve never come to operating a motor vehicle. I wish the reporter on the original story would have tracked down a couple of Hooters waitresses and asked them about Mr. Krauss’s night.
via WESH.com






















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