Hey, everyone enjoys a good fart joke and/or fart related prank but if your in Florida and your buddy happens to be a lunatic you might want to back off after the first few.
Stevens was having dinner at Baker’s house and Baker was being rude by passing gas in front of Stevens and close to Stevens’ plate of food. Stevens asked him to stop and when Baker passed gas again near Stevens’ food, Stevens knocked Baker’s plate off the table.
Baker began chasing Stevens, but Stevens said he was laughing because he thought they were playing. But when Baker said he was going to get a gun, Stevens decided to leave.
I think the reporter got the names confused in the second paragraph but it doesn’t really matter. In the end Stevens ended up getting a baseball bat, instead of a gun, and beating the shit out of Baker’s Ford Expedition. All the windows were broken out and the car was dented and scratched.
Only in Florida could having your dinner ruined by ass gas be equal to completely destroying someone’s car. Fuck, had Stevens actually found a gun and successfully used it this story would probably have to go into the pantheon of crazy Florida stories.
via Orlando Sentinel
