Breaking into pools while drunk and covered in shit is no way to go through life son.
I mean don’t get me wrong, if I was covered in shit I would want to get it off as soon as possible but you’ve got to realize a random person might not appreciate you doing it in their pool.
Robert Higgins, 21, broke into someone’s backyard and used their pool to presumably wash the shit off himself. Once he was done with his impromptu bath he took a towel and fled the scene. When the fuzz showed up a K-9 unit was able to easily track Higgins’s unique scent despite his quick dip in the pool.
Once deputies caught Higgins he admitted that he’d been hopped up on beer and vodka. That’s great, I think we all pretty much assumed you were drunk. How about coughing up the reason you were running around covered in shit, huh?
via TC Palm
