Don’t let those crazy socialists save you Gus! You’ll make it back to the land of the free.
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Gus Porter, American Mountain Man
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(781): I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed -MDT
(937): Had sex with a girl and when I was about to cum… I pulled out and shoved it in her mouth… she said…how did you know I liked that… keeper??? -MDT
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